My Letter to Santa...

I was inspired to write this by the author of Poop and Boogies.

Dear Santa,

I know you are busy this time of year but I was hoping that you would be able to add a few items for the people on my list.

For Leslie- some WWE posters and a sleighload of pregancy tests so she can satisfy her neurotic peeing on a stock obsession without breaking the bank.

For Sarah#1 - some really good wallpaper remover to help with her Americana problem

For JLDropout - give her something nice from Tiffanys or some things for the new house. But whatever you do, don't give her a pee-stick with two lines on it this year. She could use at least 365 consecutive days of not being pregnant.

For Dawn - Some snow, if a few inches are too much to ask, a flurry will do. She's in California and is deprived of the white stuff, also a snow shovel and for Jacaroo, a sled.

For Jane - lots of pink frilly things to help decorate the room for 2007 Moosling addition

For Jen - an early epidural and a two-minute labor in March, not February.

For Mari -a hissing cockroach of her very own (stocking stuffer?), a non-infected daycare and an idea for something fun to google besides potential illnesses

For Chris - Theater seating for his new finished basement and titanium toddler-proofing supplies for the office

For Sarah#2 - a full night's sleep and some monogrammed spitup cloths "FB" for Freebird.

For Claire - a good boy's name. NOT Jackson Michael. Oh, and maybe ONE more ultrasound just to be sure.

For Carolyn - ear tubes! And while you're packaging these up, please send a pair to JLDropout too.

For Rachael - a less dramatic labor and delivery this time around

and lastly...

For the Etiquette Queen - a year's worth of bad manners and juicy breeches of etiquette to address and a good bottle of wine (you choose the vintage) for her supper club.

Thanks, Santa. You're the bestest. If I missed any of my bloggy friends, please send them a subscription to the Fruit of the Month club with my apologies. My brain is fried from my day with The Toddler.