Simon's Four Commandments....

Unearthed from Simon's backpack.... I believe (but am not entirely sure) that these are rules for his bedroom:

Here is the translation for those who can not interpret first grade boy handwriting/spelling...
1) Please beat up my brother. (I asked him which one and he just shrugged... I think it applies to both, but possibly more so to Ben, who often kicks Simon out of his room)

2) Do not play on the computer.

3) Do not toot.

4) Do not say bad words.