Where is the Off Button?

As SJ was asking in her somewhat frantic post yesterday... where oh where is the OFF button on my child?

He is SUCH a wreck today. We wouldn't nap ALL morning (up since 6:30) so I gave up and took him out to the store. Then we came home and three tries later, he finally went down for a nap. He woke up after an hour and was NOT happy about it. Now it doesn't matter WHAT I do he just whines and cries and rubs his eyes.

*I* know he needs to go back to sleep. But he feels otherwise. So he is currently in his room thinking about what he needs. (read: crying) I told SJ that the off button for baby Ellie was probably in the medicine cabinet and labeled "Tylenol." Now I'm thinking maybe I should take some of my own advice! Could it be more teeth making an appearance round these parts? #'s 9 and 10 have been hanging out just under the gums for weeks now...

Make it stoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop... someone puhLEASE make it stooop.