From Simon's room last night....
The conversation that just went down in Simon's room that still has me laughing.
Me: Simon, daddy is leaving really early for work tomorrow so he won't be here to see you open your birthday presents when you wake up. Do you want to open them tonight?
Simon: Oh! Yes!
Me: Okay... but when you wake up, you won't have any presents to open.
Simon: Okay then. I will only open ONE.
Me: Are you sure? Because you can open all of them.
Simon: No. I will pick just ONE.
Me: Seriously?
Tom: Well, he is clearly not YOUR child.
Me: I know! Sheesh. Simon, who ARE you?
Simon: I'm SIMON!
Ben (from the bathroom): She meant that metaphorically, Simon.
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