348 Months Old!

I am 348 months old today! Accomplishments this month include:
* learning to drive a minivan
* securing two freelance jobs
* installing a cat door

I am still completely impatient. I still don't like talking to people I don't know. And with a few exceptions, I LOATHE talking on the phone. I also still often get mistaken for 180 months old. This is annoying... I think I might go buy some makeup this month to try and combat that. I'm getting my hair cut this afternoon. (same old same old... every six months I get it cut back to about chin length...) But maybe... just MAYBE this will be the month for something different? Yeah, I doubt it too. ;)

Happy 348 Months to me!